Never Mind

Professional Bathroom Singer.

Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

Probably not. Are you?

That one pencil that takes a fucking eternity to sharpen

most-awkward-moments:

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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That awkward moment when you're jamming in your room then suddenly someone comes in

most-awkward-moments:

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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(Source: mcflys, via doug-poynter)

Eu posso xingar meu melhor amigo de tudo que eu quiser, porque ele é meu. Você não.

poetadomal:

(Source: c-arryon, via karingarc)

When you see someone using the pencil you lost

“We’re gonna stay up all night!” “FUCK YEAH!”

*two hours later*

Need a laugh? Click here!

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Me on the last week of school

most-awkward-moments:

me, every week in school.


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What did the letter O say to Q?

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Dude, your dick is hanging out.

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When you accidently click on something scary.

A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be funny if this joke had a good pun…

aurko:

WOODEN TIT


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When my parents decide to be ‘funny’ by making fun of me: